Posts from — December 2008

What in the world did the long suffering sports fans of Cleveland do to deserve this kind of punishment? In my 41 1/2 years there have been exactly 0, yes zero championships in our beloved, yet beleaguered city. And for all you Homos that want to tell me that the Cleveland Crunch won the Indoor Soccer Campionship in the 80’s. I have one thing to say to you. It doesn’t count because it’s not a real sport and American Soccer is for Fags! Since I was a little boy in the early 1970’s I have gone into most seasons with a real sense of hope and optimism. That this year could possibly be the year that one of my teams finally brings home a world championship. It starts in spring with the Indians. Then they hopefully get me to the end of July for Browns training camp. Then their job is to get me to November when the Cavs start. Then the Cavs have to get me to March when spring training starts. So as you can see it’s a cyclical trend of hope followed by the inevitable disappointment. And it has happened every year for the last 41 years of my life. [Read more →]