Posts from — July 2008

Noethen Blacks Out and gets his new company car stolen by a Real Live Crosby Street Crack Whore

by bdan

It’s been exaclty six months since Noethen had totaled two company cars in 5 days and panic is again beginning to set in. It’s 11:00 a.m. Saturday. He has just risen from Mercer’s couch and he can’t figure out whether he should throw up or diahrea first. He better act fast because within the next 20 seconds the choice will already be made for him. So as he quickly scurries to the bathroom another disturbing thought enters his mind. ” MY CAR!!!” “JESUS CHRIST, NOT AGAIN!!!” ” WHERE ‘S MY CAR!!!” [Read more →]

July 31, 2008 Comments Off on Noethen Blacks Out and gets his new company car stolen by a Real Live Crosby Street Crack Whore

Peaches and Mary Jane get some gas

by admin

July 31, 2008 Comments Off on Peaches and Mary Jane get some gas

Ward Leader Faces Drunken Indecency Charges

by pb

THE PLAIN DEALER: WARD LEADER FACES DRUNKEN INDECENCY CHARGES
“Family Values” Champion Noethen Caught With His Pants Down
Sunday, August 29, 2004

CLEVELAND – Just months after his release from the Betty Ford Clinic for court-ordered alcohol and sexual deviancy treatment, Seventh Ward Councilman Mark Noethen was found semi-conscious and incoherent by [Read more →]

July 25, 2008 Comments Off on Ward Leader Faces Drunken Indecency Charges

THE KEITH KRONIKLES™ [ 3 Nuts and a Broken Furnace ]

by bdan

Avalon Ave 1/22/88 Akron, Oh

So here it is the middle of winter, a record low of -2 and weve got three people living in a house in the ghetto. There is no running water because the pipes are frozen and no heat because the furnace hasn’t been [Read more →]

July 25, 2008 Comments Off on THE KEITH KRONIKLES™ [ 3 Nuts and a Broken Furnace ]