Noethen Compra un Burro

Noethen Buys a Donkey

[Phone ringing]

Noethen:  Yes, hello, is this Latin Lust Desires?

Muffled Female Voice:  ¿Qué pasa?

Noethen:  Yes, um, I see from your website that you specialize in “Latin Animal Lust”

Muffled Female Voice:  ¿Quién es esto?

Noethen:  Right, I want a disease free Spanish chick with really big –

Muffled Female Voice:  ¿Te gustaría un burro?

Noethen:  Wait, what?  You mean a donkey?  No, no . . .

Muffled Female Voice:   El burro es inteligente

Noethen:  Well, smart is nice . . .

Muffled Female voice:  El burro es grande

Noethen:  I see, a big donkey, but –

Muffled Female Voice:  El burro es largo

Noethen:   Long too – I got it.

Muffled Female Voice:  500 pesos para el burro.

Noethen:   Send it right over.