Why Brubaker is Excellent and you are not

Not everyone can be the pussy pounder extraordinaire. It’s hard to be the best and most excellent at everything you do. Bru makes it look easy though. He is to being excellent as James Bond is to being a spy. From doing back-flips to the weasel dance to just the plain old fashioned Brubaker Pussy Pounding. There is no denying that he is the most excellent at everything he does. And just so you don’t forget exactly how excellent Brubaker actually is, He lets you know it on the hour, every hour. Like the first thing he said to me this morning when I picked him up was about how he tagged his wife in the ass last night and at the same time had a dildo shoved in her mouth and one in her vag and how he told her to ” Take it you dirty bitch!”  Now I ask the question ” What kind of person would enthusiastically give you that type of info without you asking them?  My Answer, Mr Excellent himself and Pussy Pounder Extraordinaire Brubaker!

See he has no filter between his brain and his mouth. He tells you exactly what he is thinking even when he shouldn’t.